Written Off

Host, writer, all-round Trekkie Bradley Freeman and his equally Trek-loving co-host, Mark Tasker, are joined by filmmaker, ultra Trekkie, and Written Off's first ever guest, Corran Lindsay, to discuss, debate, and experience Bij with Star Trek: The Motion Picture.Join them as they go to warp and ask:
Has there ever been a nastier Trek moment than, "What we got back didn't live long..."?
How did they not know how awesome this movie is?
Are any of these idiot hosts able to claim their celibacy is on record?
Pull out a tricorder, grab some raktajino, and enjoy the first of our bi-annual Trek discussions!
Go check out Corran's film Taniwha Gorge on Facebook!
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Host, writer, meh-est muggle Bradley Freeman and his wrathful co-host, Mark Tasker, swear to never watch the third film in this meh trilogy because the second one almost gave them a headache trying to unravel the confounding, baffling, muchos meh choices in this soggy middle act of a Fantastic Beasts film!Mates, get ready as Mark lets it all fly in this episode!Join them as they (WTF?) touch wands and ask:
What meh crimes were there, exactly?
Why did they do our boy, Jacob, so dirty?
Wizards are genetically different than humans? What's their mehdichlorian count? Sorry, not sorry. Nope. Not taking it back. Stop asking. No. That was a good one, dammit!
What could've made this meh movie better? Listen and find outttttt!
Does the Harry Potter ride make you sick, too?
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Host, writer, and Indy Jones fan Bradley Freeman and his up against it co-host, Mark Tasker, scratch their beards, find comfortable sitting positions, and try to seek answers to why this film, by all rights a total slam dunk or easily obtained (why do you make me type this?) treasure, ended up so... so... meh?Join them as they (stop!) uncover the answers to:
Why does the meh bad guy take a pole to the face and have nothing to show for it?
What the f!&k was the CIA thing? Were the bad guys part of them? Pretending to be them in meh fashion? Still no (ugh) clue!
Where was the horny t-aha, gotcha! Ha ha! Where would've been a better location for the meh end scene?
What could've made this meh finale to a legendary series better? Listen and find outttttt!
Think you have a better idea than these two fools (it's not hard, honestly)?
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Host, writer, and animation nerd Bradley Freeman and his overburdened co-host, Mark Tasker, shake their heads in confusion at the most mega meh Ghibli movie there is.Join them as they (it hurts) animatedly ask:
Why start so promising and then go all meh on us?
Who's to blame for this (The meh movie itself and the meh events that transpire in the film)?
Where's CUSTARD?! (Really, that's so fun to shout randomly) CUSTARRRDDDD!
What could've made this meh movie better? Listen and find outttttt!
Have some time to kill and animated kids to slap?
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Host, writer, and lapsed Alien fanboy, Bradley Freeman, and his assailed co-host, Mark Tasker, meet in a dark, steamy metallic hallway (stop it, not like that) and walk slowly forward, deciding if Alien Romulus is a meh movie... or actually pretty good?It's a mini episode about the size of a chestbuster and just as slimy!Join them as they kid around (there are kids in this film. Har...har?) and ask:
Were *they* necessary?
Why did they have to say *that* line?
Where was the horny turkey played by Jo-dammit! *Ahem!* Who expected such a moving relationship at the center of this film?
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Surprise!
To celebrate the release of Bradley's new book, Momo & Matsu (link below), the team is throwing out the meh formula for something new, something fast-paced... and definitely something sillier than usual.
Bradley's calling it 'The Roulette Episode,' in which he and his bemused co-host, Mark Tasker, joke about, complain, and admire a massive slate of films they've seen recently.But there's a catch. Nobody wants a 6-hour Written Off episode (or maybe that's how Canada starts listening?), so the rule is:
One minute allowed per film (this goes right out the window at the beginning)
Two hosts walk in, armed with 18 films each. Both walk out.
Yeah, we know. WTF, right? Bradley doesn't know the meaning of the word 'roulette.' Some writer he is!
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Host and writer Bradley Freeman and his embattled co-host, Mark Tasker, try their very best to remain positive and focused as they work their way through zombie-infested Netfl-uh, Las Vegas.Join them as they (why? Just why?) load up and take aim at:
Why have the opening? Solid case of movie blue balls. Zombie balls.
Is the meh main character's daughter the sole cause of everyone's death? (YES.)
Where was the horny turkey played by John Can-wait, that's Pocahontas. Still, a horny turkey would've made this meh movie (or possibly lower than meh?) better!
What could've made this barely meh movie better? Listen and find outttttt!
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Host, writer, and historically dumb person Bradley Freeman and his beset co-host, Mark Tasker, come together (get your head outta the gutter!) to discuss the all-singing, all-meh-ing Disney film, Pocahontas!Will there be another cringy impression from Bradley? You bet'cha!Join them as they (ugh) break bread and ask:
Why center a meh movie around real historical figures?
Why is the pug the bad guy FFS?!?!?
Where was the horny turkey played by John Candy? Who didn't want to see that gobbler getting down? *insert aroused turkey noises here*
What could've made this meh movie better? Listen and find outttttt!
Wanna chat? Got a request? Wanna call us SAVAGES SAVAGES - BARELY EVEN HUMAN!? Shit, now I gotta listen to the soundtrack again.
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Their best episode yet!
Host, writer, and desperate '90s teen horror groupie Bradley Freeman and his under-siege co-host, Mark Tasker, go all-out for their biggest episode so far!
Find out more than you ever wanted to know about the meh-iest of booms in the 1990s... that of soundtrack-pushing, TV-actor-promoting teen horror!Listen with horrified ears as Bradley tells you how he and two kids almost died making a feature-length horror movie when he was a mere meh fifteen years old!Shake your head in sadness as yet another meh requel/reboot/legacy sequel drops the ball!You'll be (oh no)... hooked as they flail around like (Jesus, two in one sentence?) worms on a hook and ask:
What did happen last summer, because it was so meh, no one gave a damn?!
Now, e-eventually, you plan to have gore in your-in your horror movie, yes? H-hello? Yes? Haaaaaa!
Does Mark even know what's being discussed? Does he even care? Seems pretty meh about it all...
What could've made this meh movie better? Listen and find outttttt!
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Host and noted skyscraper wench Bradley Freeman (@brad_is_writing) and his beleaguered co-host, Mark Tasker, attempt to (sigh) wrestle this episode to the ground.Who will win? Certainly not these two morons... but you, dear listener, just might!Join them as they ponder:
Why set a meh movie in another country and not utilise it in the story? Oh, because money.
Has there ever been a meh movie 'best friend' that so obviously HATED his buddy this much before?
What in the A Cliff By The Seaside is The Pearl?
What could've made this meh movie better? Listen and find outttttt!
Wanna chat? Got a request? Bored AF? Find us on Instagram and leave a comment!
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